Does anyone else have a phobia of the double b cello?

i have three phobias in life. 3. frozen turkeys 2. ANY insect. top of the list- bees and spiders 3. the double b cello. just typing it makes me really really like morbidly afraid. idk y!!!!!!!!! does anyone else have this fear???? if i were to see one i would probably cry. im sooo wierd.... i dont know. they just scare the crap outta me..... :-(